Crankster

Monday, April 09, 2007

Scooby Snacks

I always knew that Scooby Doo was trippy, but it only gets better when you add in Valerie Solanas, Patty Hearst, the Son of Sam and...is that Ted Bundy?



Oddly enough, the quotes actually come from Solanas' SCUM manifesto.

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Saturday, November 11, 2006

Keeping America the Strongerest Country in the World



If you haven't visited Whitehouse.org, the parody White House website, you have to give it a look. You should particularly check out the patriotic posters section. Pure genius!



About three years ago, Whitehouse.org got into a little kerfuffle with Dick Cheney over their claim that his wife was a former "crystal meth pusher" who loved "licking Brandy Alexanders off his hirsute belly" among other unmentionables. At any rate, Dick didn't find it particularly funny, so he threatened them with a lawsuit. The whole story's here.

If you've ever wondered what would happen if Jonathan Swift was alive today, here's your answer.

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