Crankster

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Need Confidence? Try Tequila!

The outstanding El Guapo posted a link to this video, and I had to play copy cat. It's simply too damn funny.

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21 Comments:

  • poltergeist II put me off the stuff or rather gigers creature did as opposed to the benefits of tequila Mary jane can do the same to me

    By Blogger Judith, At May 22, 2007 at 2:37 PM  

  • Hilarious!! I love the list of possible side-effects. Just great!

    By Blogger heartinsanfrancisco, At May 22, 2007 at 3:10 PM  

  • Tequila is "To Kill Ya".
    I love the side effects and warnings.

    As always wishing you well.

    By Blogger Danielle, At May 22, 2007 at 3:18 PM  

  • Jude-
    What a memory! Me, I swallowed the worm once. Luckily, I didn't remember that movie at the time.


    Hearts-
    "However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it."

    The warnings were the best part!


    Danielle-
    Having been at the wrong side of the bottle a few times, I have to agree. Good to see you again!

    By Blogger Crankster, At May 22, 2007 at 4:16 PM  

  • bwaahahahahaha

    Pregnancy AND gettin gmy ass kicked. What could be better? I've had all those side effects. Except I'm pretty sure I never spit while talking.

    By Blogger My Reflecting Pool, At May 22, 2007 at 5:01 PM  

  • Quite funny! On another note, when do you think your location will change from SW, VA? I'd imagine you'd be itching to do it as soon as possible...

    By Blogger William, At May 22, 2007 at 8:23 PM  

  • Reflecting pool-
    Never pregnant, don't spit while talking. However, I'm pretty sure that I DO dance like a retard.


    William-
    We're aiming for early June. Yes, the itch is definitely there!

    By Blogger Crankster, At May 22, 2007 at 9:12 PM  

  • I like how fast she talks. I wonder how many takes it took...

    Persuasive, but I'll stick with the gin, I feel.

    Puss

    By Blogger Glamourpuss, At May 23, 2007 at 3:37 AM  

  • ..."makes you believe that ex lovers want you to call them at 4am in the morning...." hahahaha
    I've heard this before but it's worth listening to again and again...too funny!

    By Blogger Odat, At May 24, 2007 at 4:25 PM  

  • That was really funny! Lord, that stuff is dangerous!

    By Blogger Lee, At May 25, 2007 at 1:39 PM  

  • That's great!

    By Blogger Claudia, At May 25, 2007 at 2:11 PM  

  • I cannot tell you how many people I have forwarded this to. Still funny!

    By Blogger My Reflecting Pool, At May 28, 2007 at 11:13 PM  

  • Puss-
    Gin vs. Tequila, huh? Sounds like a cultural divide.

    Of course, the first time I tried tequila, my thoughts went immediately to Orwell's "Victory Gin."


    Odat-
    Good to see you!


    Lee-
    Having made an ass out of myself on Tequila, I must agree!


    Claudia-
    What was your favorite side effect?


    Reflecting Pool-
    Share the joy!

    By Blogger Crankster, At May 29, 2007 at 1:18 AM  

  • ha ha...my land lady keeps one of these bottles.

    By Blogger ramo, At May 31, 2007 at 4:58 PM  

  • Successful Tequila consumption requires a certain amount of training. I recommend an internship or a mentor relationship with an experienced Tequiladoraâ„¢ before striking out on your own.

    By Blogger slaghammer, At June 6, 2007 at 4:21 AM  

  • Just been catching up with my blogroll and noticed it's been awhile since your last post.

    I do as always wish you are well.

    By Blogger Danielle, At June 9, 2007 at 5:54 PM  

  • When are you coming back?

    By Blogger heartinsanfrancisco, At June 11, 2007 at 10:32 PM  

  • Crankster, I think it might be time for a "hiatus post," if nothing else. Not like you've been slacking off in real life or anything.

    By Anonymous John, At June 12, 2007 at 1:27 PM  

  • Herroowww?

    By Blogger Lee, At June 14, 2007 at 9:21 AM  

  • You shouldn't have drunk all that Tequila. Now wake up, its morning! I am waiting for some more of your witty posts!

    By Blogger ramo, At June 15, 2007 at 1:06 AM  

  • Ramo-
    Regarding your first comment, I don't often laugh out loud, but that really killed me. Regarding your second comment, you got me--see today's post. And thanks for your concern!


    Slaghammer-
    On the other hand, you can try my method--get drunk as a college freshman, make an ass out of yourself, get in trouble a few times. Swear off the stuff. Try it again a few years later and realize that you were right to quit it. Repeat every couple of years.


    Danielle-
    Thanks for the warm thoughts and concern. I'll try very hard to not stay away so long next time!


    Hearts-
    I was always here in spirit. Okay, I know how cheesy that sounds.


    John-
    I'll talk to you later, pal.


    Lee-
    Again, you made me laugh out loud. Thanks!

    By Blogger Crankster, At June 17, 2007 at 7:18 PM  

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