tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33571361.post8296715439518094874..comments2023-10-28T10:50:43.449-04:00Comments on Crankster: Jesus is with you. Always.Cranksterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02963261408896541210noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33571361.post-85602004862173752342006-12-28T12:24:00.000-05:002006-12-28T12:24:00.000-05:00Puss-
Right there with you. I especially like how...Puss-<br />Right there with you. I especially like how Jesus is groping everyone.<br /><br /><br />Serena-<br />I had exactly the same impulse!Cranksterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02963261408896541210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33571361.post-60550424656273884892006-12-27T18:00:00.000-05:002006-12-27T18:00:00.000-05:00oh my god. (i mean jesus. "jesus" would be appropr...oh my god. (i mean jesus. "jesus" would be appropriate here.)<br /><br />i have to share this with others. hehehe ^^Serenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04941221766435913274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33571361.post-74455584514956892822006-12-24T10:10:00.000-05:002006-12-24T10:10:00.000-05:00Ok, I know I'm European but all those pictures loo...Ok, I know I'm European but all those pictures look so homoerotic to me - especially the weightlifting one - I never had Jesus down as a muscle queen...<br /><br />PussGlamourpusshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01450175254756849062noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33571361.post-64157460546778818372006-12-16T23:33:00.000-05:002006-12-16T23:33:00.000-05:00Matt,
Or just buy a bucket of Natty light in a ba...Matt,<br /><br />Or just buy a bucket of Natty light in a bar popular with sorority chicks....misanthropsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18262001362153532070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33571361.post-21493544575143731142006-12-16T22:09:00.000-05:002006-12-16T22:09:00.000-05:00Ramo-
I had the same problem. Then I realized tha...Ramo-<br />I had the same problem. Then I realized that I categorically refused to believe in a god who was so perverted that he felt obliged to watch me whack off.<br /><br />"Shake sessions?" Too perfect!<br /><br /><br />Matt-<br />If you want a really cheap prostitute, you just need to look for the telltale gaze of desperation. <br /><br />Viral marketing. And a nepotistic frontman.Cranksterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02963261408896541210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33571361.post-85605904576861382792006-12-16T17:06:00.000-05:002006-12-16T17:06:00.000-05:00I can't wait for the Rapture. We're gonna lose all...I can't wait for the Rapture. We're gonna lose all these dorks.M@https://www.blogger.com/profile/11907796642043083093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33571361.post-57098343529318201732006-12-16T17:05:00.000-05:002006-12-16T17:05:00.000-05:00A $2 prostitute? WHERE are you shopping?!
(I have...A $2 prostitute? WHERE are you shopping?!<br /><br />(I have a Hindu buddy who believes that Jesus is one of those rare individuals to have achieved divinity on Earth, though he wasn't born divine, he says. I say Jesus had excellent luck with viral marketing.)M@https://www.blogger.com/profile/11907796642043083093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33571361.post-69919682529699297992006-12-16T17:03:00.000-05:002006-12-16T17:03:00.000-05:00It took me sometime initially to get over the thou...It took me sometime initially to get over the thoughts that God was watching me in bathroom during those shake sessions.ramohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05249476393301518891noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33571361.post-54498193061163813032006-12-16T13:47:00.000-05:002006-12-16T13:47:00.000-05:00Odat-
You and Hearts are probably right. Still......Odat-<br />You and Hearts are probably right. Still...<br /><br /><br />Claudoa-<br />Wacky, silly Jesus! Just like that funny Nazi in <i>Marathon Man</i>!Cranksterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02963261408896541210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33571361.post-60187102865740792782006-12-16T12:34:00.000-05:002006-12-16T12:34:00.000-05:00What cracks me up is that on several of these, he'...What cracks me up is that on several of these, he's got his hand on their arm...what if he gives 'em just a little push...ooops! here, let's do it again...especially with the electrician...live wire? push..ZAP! ehehe...that Jesus is such a prankster!Claudia https://www.blogger.com/profile/05894575151531616407noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33571361.post-47841828880000460612006-12-16T10:26:00.000-05:002006-12-16T10:26:00.000-05:00Oh Jesus!! This is scary stuff...Like you say, I ...Oh Jesus!! This is scary stuff...Like you say, I don't want him around during certain "stuff".....and like heart said, don't give too much credit to Dubya's subconscious.<br />PeaceOdathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03973602431527460287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33571361.post-62139206481019383392006-12-16T09:57:00.000-05:002006-12-16T09:57:00.000-05:00CEO-
I'm all about hedging the bets. But I think ...CEO-<br />I'm all about hedging the bets. But I think this crap makes Jesus laugh.<br /><br /><br />Lee-<br />Thanks! No, not too gay.<br /><br /><br />Nihilistic-<br />You got the Tom Cruise vibe, too? Weird.<br /><br /><br />Hearts-<br />This is the part that spills out of his mouth when he's not paying attention. Don't misunderestimate him.<br /><br /><br />Jocelyn-<br />Very good point. Cranksterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02963261408896541210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33571361.post-36245892364590297032006-12-16T08:15:00.000-05:002006-12-16T08:15:00.000-05:00Crap!!! How about Jesus with the performance artis...Crap!!! How about Jesus with the performance artist that does shit (literally) paintings? What about Jesus with the proctologist? OR Jesus with the Gynecologist? Or Jesus with the peeping Tom. Do you suppose mr. van pelt takes custom orders? Or do you think he draws only the jobs he thinks Jesus would like?Pickled Oliveshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01327480619332102067noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33571361.post-73248929154416240682006-12-16T02:52:00.000-05:002006-12-16T02:52:00.000-05:00The church that I attended in my youth had an over...The church that I attended in my youth had an oversized painting of a blond haired, blue-eyed Jesus with a little upturned nose. Apparently, the Vikings plundered the holy land, I never would have guessed.slaghammerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09953077995449374710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33571361.post-45649073585348766842006-12-16T00:25:00.000-05:002006-12-16T00:25:00.000-05:00Wow. Kind of creepy and weird and funny, all at t...Wow. Kind of creepy and weird and funny, all at the same time. Conan O'Brien could turn these into quite the latenight "bit."Jocelynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03227519811818290510noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33571361.post-81940848039491141102006-12-16T00:07:00.000-05:002006-12-16T00:07:00.000-05:00Scary. Just awfully scary.
Has it been establish...Scary. Just awfully scary.<br /><br />Has it been established that Dubyah HAS a subconscious, then? I don't think his brain is big enough for that and the conscious, too.heartinsanfranciscohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07535397382991383931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33571361.post-27768376170691530182006-12-15T23:57:00.000-05:002006-12-15T23:57:00.000-05:00Why the hell is Jesus smiling at the guy getting h...Why the hell is Jesus smiling at the guy getting his teeth yanked out? Does he take comfort in torture? And his hair in that...very Tom Cruise like. I'm scared.Nihilistichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14361818303213020539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33571361.post-64402057474885857152006-12-15T23:14:00.000-05:002006-12-15T23:14:00.000-05:00HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!<br /><br />Thanks for the belly laugh at the comment you left over on my blog. Michael is just one mug giant asshole ain't he?<br /><br />Welcome back! Missed you. Oh was that too gay?Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14915252268400469774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33571361.post-28872110299692527362006-12-15T23:04:00.001-05:002006-12-15T23:04:00.001-05:00Can't hurt to hedge your bets, can it?Can't hurt to hedge your bets, can it?The CEOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02132181032041726978noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33571361.post-23997033873381690702006-12-15T23:04:00.000-05:002006-12-15T23:04:00.000-05:00Dear Jesus, Please Stop All War.
Thank YouDear Jesus, Please Stop All War.<br />Thank YouThe CEOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02132181032041726978noreply@blogger.com