tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33571361.post116174205554331000..comments2023-10-28T10:50:43.449-04:00Comments on Crankster: Suck It Up, You Pussy!Cranksterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02963261408896541210noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33571361.post-1162228851296758992006-10-30T12:20:00.000-05:002006-10-30T12:20:00.000-05:00I heard the elusive Episcopalian joke. Actually, ...I heard the elusive Episcopalian joke. Actually, I heard two: <BR/><BR/>1. How can you tell if a WASP is aroused? His stiff upper lip.<BR/><BR/>2. Episcopalians: Wherever there's four, there's a fifth.Cranksterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02963261408896541210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33571361.post-1162227865125785252006-10-30T12:04:00.000-05:002006-10-30T12:04:00.000-05:00Figures, I was dragged to an Episcopal church ever...Figures, I was dragged to an Episcopal church every Sunday for most of my childhood, but since they are not funny I don't get free license to tell religious jokes. However, it's so much fun, I think I'll do it anyway. Being PC is almost as unfunny as being Episcopalian. ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33571361.post-1162131511977459202006-10-29T09:18:00.000-05:002006-10-29T09:18:00.000-05:00Hearts-I KNOW! Hell used to be somewhat exclusive...Hearts-<BR/>I KNOW! Hell used to be somewhat exclusive. But now, with Purgatory officially dissolved, you know that they're going to be letting all the riff-raff in!Cranksterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02963261408896541210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33571361.post-1162086432327348792006-10-28T21:47:00.000-04:002006-10-28T21:47:00.000-04:00No Purgatory? Uh oh. Next thing you know, the Bu...No Purgatory? Uh oh. Next thing you know, the Buddhists will discontinue the bardos and all hell will break loose. <BR/><BR/>I'm not going.heartinsanfranciscohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07535397382991383931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33571361.post-1161921276119303152006-10-26T23:54:00.000-04:002006-10-26T23:54:00.000-04:00Lee-I know! Isn't that a bitch! I always enjoyed...Lee-<BR/>I know! Isn't that a bitch! I always enjoyed the idea of purgatory, but now it's all or nothing. In terms of the afterlife, the Catholic church has opted for Russian roulette. Bummer...Cranksterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02963261408896541210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33571361.post-1161917703659996302006-10-26T22:55:00.000-04:002006-10-26T22:55:00.000-04:00Oooh,oooh!! Me me! I know! It's ZERO years in pu...Oooh,oooh!! Me me! I know! It's ZERO years in purgatory because they decided it doesn't exist!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33571361.post-1161840746512682312006-10-26T01:32:00.000-04:002006-10-26T01:32:00.000-04:00Holtet-Yeah...good times. And, by the way, that w...Holtet-<BR/>Yeah...good times. And, by the way, that wasn't a joke.Cranksterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02963261408896541210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33571361.post-1161833412609860632006-10-25T23:30:00.000-04:002006-10-25T23:30:00.000-04:00i remember when maggie said that and I also rememb...i remember when maggie said that and I also remember the incredibly awkward moment of silence that followed.<BR/><BR/>... and by the way, i take offense to that joke you left on my voice mailAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33571361.post-1161817677229321832006-10-25T19:07:00.000-04:002006-10-25T19:07:00.000-04:00Just D-You're Satan...and I'm deeply impressed. A...Just D-<BR/>You're Satan...and I'm deeply impressed. And, of course, dumbasses are fair game.<BR/><BR/>Misanthropster-<BR/>God bless Tom Robbins!<BR/><BR/>Lee-<BR/>Why are Jewish men circumcised?<BR/><BR/>Jewish women like everything 20% off. <BR/><BR/>I'm playing the Jewish card.<BR/><BR/>Mist 1-<BR/>If Crankster's on a train traveling west out of Cincinnati and the Pope's on the same track Cranksterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02963261408896541210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33571361.post-1161808974805836712006-10-25T16:42:00.000-04:002006-10-25T16:42:00.000-04:00What's the quickest way to blind an Asian?Put a wi...What's the quickest way to blind an Asian?<BR/><BR/>Put a windshield in front of them.<BR/><BR/>I'm Asian...I'm allowed.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33571361.post-1161806610495409852006-10-25T16:03:00.000-04:002006-10-25T16:03:00.000-04:00I can't solve the logic problem until you tell me ...I can't solve the logic problem until you tell me when the rabbi and the priest left and the direction of the train and the rate of speed.<BR/><BR/>I have always been really good at logic stuff.mist1https://www.blogger.com/profile/15225983360910803121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33571361.post-1161797870766794262006-10-25T13:37:00.000-04:002006-10-25T13:37:00.000-04:00"The notion that inspired play (even when audaciou..."The notion that inspired play (even when audacious, offensive, or <BR/>obscene) enhances rather than diminishes intellectual vigor and spiritual <BR/>fulfillment, the notion that in the eyes of the gods the tight-lipped hero <BR/>and the wet-cheeked victim are frequently inferior to the red-nosed <BR/>clown, such notions are destined to be a hard sell to those who have E.M. <BR/>Forster on theirmisanthropsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18262001362153532070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33571361.post-1161793360704167412006-10-25T12:22:00.000-04:002006-10-25T12:22:00.000-04:00I used to go into online chat rooms, and when some...I used to go into online chat rooms, and when someone would tell a joke, I would claim to be of the group the joke was about. The uncomfortable silence and the stumbling apologies are a scream. I have been Polish, Mexican, etc. all in the same conversation, although the second claim isn't taken very seriously. ;-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com